Meat?

I went to Burger King today because the ads were killing me.    Over and over I saw a nice BK Topper burger all ready for me on the tv.    So I went and got me a Mushroom Topper.    It was okay.....Just not as super as the ads played it up to be.    It was kind of cheap and greasy..... Sorry King.   Not saying I won't try another..... Just really shot down today.    I thought it was going to be so good.