Bono is doing it...

He's getting married.   Yup...Uncle Ray doesn't lie.....He said the words every young girl want's to hear....Will you marry this big fat stud?    Now if you are worried or confused.... Don't get all worried.   Chaz is ready for it and some day will have the equipment for the job.   Man I just want to go to the party.   Get Chaz drunk and see what there is to see..... I know sick man..... But it's mine alone....

I'm not sure this is the lucky Bride.....It might just be one of the Bride's Maids....