Remember tonight there will be kids all over the place. Slow the car down and look like hell for kids. Other then that....wear a slut covered outfit and have some fun. O ya and kiss alot.
Happy Hallow-Weenie
I'm going to dress as a ICP poser today. A brand new shirt, old jeans, and no makeup. That's a poser. Man I read about all the murders and attacks over the weekend around the country. Look this day and weekend was never a day for free-balling murder and mayham. It's about having fun. Dressing as someone you are not....Look if you are a murdering ass-monkey....Try being a nice Sunday School Teacher today. Try handing out apples that are just apples. Don't run a spook-house if you are a convicted ch
Ghosts
I saw the Ghosts that the city put up around town and man they are kind of cool for once. I'm glad that someone got a stick out of their butts and did something neat. The one that was on the square last night was really buggy. Or was it one of their Ghosts? I almost ran for the hills this morn. A dude from down the street came around the front trees and all I saw was his rather large hair coming over the trees. I pictured several monsters, animals, and trolls were going to catch me in a bad place. &
Weekends
I went everywhere on Saturday hoping to get a quick tee shirt printed. One place doesn't have staff on for Saturday and needs 4 to 5 days to print a shirt. What you ask? Yep....5 days. I went to a Bush Gardens over the summer and they made tees with anything on them.....Took an hour. The other place I knew did them.....Closed to Monday. Closed to Monday? How do you make any money? So I said in my stupid mind....Hell someone at the Mall must do them..... No that sure wasn't t
The Clowns
Darn FBI is trying to take down the Clown Posse.....and followers. They claim they are an organized gang of clowns. They sell drugs....Hurt people....Just bad-ass clowns. The gangs are even feared by the Mexicans. WHAT? They must be bad-ass to be feared by the Mexicans. Dang. I CAN'T SEE HOW
I knew it
Game 6 goes down as the game that didn't have to happen. Surprize a game 7 of the World Series goes down tonight. I didn't have to watch it to know that there would be a game 7. Friday nights the best night for the last game. People can stay up late. Drink.... watch all those tv ads. The tin-foil hat helped me again. It kep't out their signals long enough to realize how things are. Should be a great game tonight. &n
My Ex (sister)
My Ex-wife (or sister as you may know) sent me a card and a picture from Mexico. Stop looking at my sister like that. Darn you.
Lady Vamps
These Chicks will try to trick you. Sure they look hot. Sure they can move fast. Sure they will make you breakfast. Yes they have a nice....never mind. But.....A lot of them will also bite you in the neck and suck you dry. Try to avoid them this Monday night.... If you can't...Well have a nice (last) night.
Snapple fact of the day.
Snapple fact # 889 The orginal Cinderella was Egyptian and wore fur slippers.... My new Cinderella and her ride to the Ball....Pumps.
Girl of the day.
She's so cool she brought the lube.
Werewolfs
The Warewolf.... A European dream or a real creature? The Lycanthrope.... A dude named Petronius from the old Greek world knew them well. The shape shifting wolf men of the Native American storys around the campfire. A creature that if it bits you makes you one of them. Or if a old lady rides by in a Chevy wagon and puts the curse on your head. Only thing that can stop you are silver bullets. The full moon makes you run around with little girls hanging from your mouth. You need to shave
Bigfoot.
Yes Bigfoot is real. He lives in my backyard. He is a real nice monster. I'd rather have him around anyday. His name is Harry. He loves the people next door...The Hendersons. This dude is Uncle Bob...Have not seen him in awhile.
Today's girl.
Nice sneakers....
Snows a coming.
Bad news today...... It won't be long and we will have snow and ice on the roads. You ready?Things to check..... Big one....................TIRES! Make sure that motor is ready. Get the antifreeze checked to make sure it isn't going to freeze. Have the oil changed to lighter oil if needed..... summer oil can just mess you up. Get the plugs checked. Have the air filter checked. Get all the lights looked at.... You get
O thank you fat God.
The God of fat has made my day. It's Mc-Rib time at Mc-Ds. Omg I have been waiting for this. Yes I am trying to loose wieght..... But Omg it's Mc-Ribs time. I can't tell you how great that is if you have never been there and done that. It's like waking up on Christmas mourn. and finding that pony you always wanted in your room. O thank you Dad....Mom.... Jesus. I'd set up a platform and tell the world if I could. A rather large platform with lights flashing and a loud speaker blas
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