Smart Hosts

It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments.She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea....He turned to the crowd of guests and said "Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?" about twenty people stood.Then he asked " Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?" about twenty five people stood up.The He smiled and said---"Will all those who stood please leave, This is

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Four letter words

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "So how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard Before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home...,PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so

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Why parents age so fast..

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? ""Is your daddy home?" he asked." Yes ," whispered the small voice.May I talk with him?"The child whispered, " No ."Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes .""May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody els

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Farmer and the Money Lender

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain.He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.1

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Bus Driver & the old Lady

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.She repeats this gesture about five more times.When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, ' why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?'.'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'The old lady replied,

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Software Engg & Genei !!

A Junior Software engineer, a Senior Software engineer and their Project Manager are on their way to a meeting just before lunch. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first w ish . I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff" and he was gone.Now the Senior Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in Florida with be

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