Tongue Twisters
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Posted on 07.20
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Try reading these sentences quickly...Peter bought a butter, The butter Peter bought was bitter, So Peter Bought A better butter,To make the bitter butter better.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood?He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Which witch wished which wicked wish?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled p
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Good One-Jokes
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Posted on 07.15
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1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.==================================2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY==================================3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.==================================4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.===================
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NAIL IN THE FENCE
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Posted on 07.12
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Please read all the way down to the last sentence.(Most importantly the last sentence)There once was a little boy who had a badtemper. His Father gave him a bag of nailsand told him that every time he lost histemper, he must hammer a nail into the backof the fence. The first day the boy haddriven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control hisanger, the number of nails hammered dailygradually dwindled down. He discoveredit was easier to hold his temper than todrive those nails into the fence.Finally the day came when the boy didn'tlose his temper at all. He told
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Short Stories
Which is more Painful ?
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Posted on 06.35
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Amazing Happenings
Truly Hilarious!!!
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Posted on 06.31
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Read on the true incident of a lady and just keep on laughing !!!! You just can't stop laughing, I am so sure abt it.One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans just to keep him happy.Some months later, on my birthday , my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk,
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its amazing "try it"
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Posted on 06.29
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Here is a good History Tutorial-------------------Please read the interesting facts below u ll be amazed.Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846 .John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 .Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960 .Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird............Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy .Kennedy's Secretary was named LincolnBoth wer
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Amazing
FUNNY COLOR!!!!
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Posted on 06.26
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This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid......... amazing thought!!!*When I born, I Black, **When I grow up, I Black,** **When I go in Sun, I Black, **When I scared, I Black,** **When I sick, I Black, **And when I die, I still black..** **And you White fell**ow**,**When you born, you Pink,** **When you grow up, you White, **When you go in Sun, you Red,** **When you cold, you Blue,**When you scared, you Yellow,** **When you sick, you Green, **And when you die, you Gray..** **And you calling me Colored ??*SOME THOUGHT
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Interesting :- Warren Buffet
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Posted on 06.23
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There was a one hour interview on CNBC with WarrenBuffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are someveryinteresting aspects of his life:1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that hestarted too late!2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from deliveringnewspapers.3) He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-townOmaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that hehas everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wallor a fence.4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a d
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Did You Know.
Presence of mind always works !
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Posted on 06.18
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Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mindand the right answer at right time.Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse thequestionerQuestion and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IASOfficers now.Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without crackingit?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would ittake four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and
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HR Logic
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Posted on 05.55
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After 3 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.Manager:- How many days are there in a year?Man:- 365 days and some times 366Manager:- how many hou
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One Question Test.
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Posted on 06.58
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This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.-------------------------------------------------------------------THE SITUATION:You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical propor
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Corporate Lessons
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Posted on 06.40
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CORPORATE LESSON 1A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 dollars to drop that towel."After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she get to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
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Corporate Lessons,
Short Stories
The master of the eggs
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Posted on 07.29
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Art and Creativity
It Happens only in India
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Posted on 07.26
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Incredible India
Nun In The Bathroom
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Posted on 00.30
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A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf" Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender sho
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Short Stories
'SAVING IS SIN, SPENDING IS VIRTUE'
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Posted on 00.21
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'SAVING IS SIN, SPENDING IS VIRTUE'- Jagdish N BhagwatiJapanese save a lot. They do not spend much. Also Japan exports far more than itimports. Has an annual trade surplus of over $100 billions. Yet Japaneseeconomy is considered weak, even collapsing. Americans spend, save little.Also US import more than it exports. Has an annual trade deficit of over$400 billion. Yet, the American economy is considered strong and trusted toget stronger.But where from do Americans get money to spend? They borrow from Japan,China and even India . Virtually others save for the US to spend.Global savings are mos
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Money Control
Never say die Indian Attitude !!!!
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Posted on 00.18
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Santa Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy.Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room.Santa says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.2000 people leave the room.Santa says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself
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Incredible India
Men will always be men!!!***Hilarious***
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Posted on 00.06
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A man boards a Jet Airways airplane Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.As he settles in, he glances up and sees an extremely attractive womanboarding the plane.He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat.Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?"She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annualSexologists' Convention."He swallows hard, thinks to himself, here is the most gorgeous woman he hasever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist!Struggling to contain his excitement and m
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Short Stories
A deserted Island.
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Posted on 00.03
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A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautifuldeserted island in the middle of nowhere:A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian womanB. 2 French men and 1 French womanC. 2 German men and 1 German womanD. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek womanE. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish womanF. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican womanG. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian womanWhat a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the island,the following was observed:A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
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Short Stories
Hotels and Fortresses
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Posted on 06.40
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Hotels and Fortresses