Dating process:6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.6 months : Of course I love U.6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?Back from Work:6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.6 months : BACK!!6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??Gifts:6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.Phone Ringing:6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.6 months : Here, for you.6 years : PHONE RINGING.Cooking:6 weeks : I never knew food could taste
After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years
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Feel proud to be an Indian...
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Posted on 08.22
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* The number of companies listed on the Bombay Stock Exchange, atmore than 6,000, is second only to NYSE.* Four out of 10 Silicon Valley startups are run by Indians.* With 800 movies per year, India's film industry overshadows Hollywood.* The organized lottery market in India is US$7bn (2% of GDP).* India consumes a fifth of the world's gold output.* Indians account for 45% of H1-B visas issued by the US every year.* Growing at 6%, in 25 years Indian GDP (on a PPP basis) will be atthe same level the US is at today.* Six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over thepast 10 ye
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Incredible India
Men Are more Happier People - check out why???
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Posted on 08.19
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Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$
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Easy v/s Difficult!!!
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Posted on 08.13
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Easy is to get a place is someone's address book.Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.Easy is to judge the mistakes of othersDifficult is to recognize our own mistakesEasy is to talk without thinkingDifficult is to refrain the tongueEasy is to hurt someone who loves us.Difficult is to heal the wound...Easy is to forgive othersDifficult is to ask for forgivenessEasy is to set rules.Difficult is to follow them...Easy is to dream every night.Difficult is to fight for a dream...Easy is to show victory.Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...Easy is to admire a full moon.Difficult t
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A Beautiful story.
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Posted on 08.08
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This is a beautiful story of someone u would admire!You won't believe who the person is.Here is a true story by Paul Harvey.Pass it to anyone who you think would find it interesting and inspiring.You will be surprised who this young man turned out to be. (Do not look at the bottom of this letter until you have read it fully.)Years ago a hardworking man took his family from New York State to Australia to take advantage of a work opportunity there. Part of this man's family was a handsome young son who had aspirations of joining the circus as a trapeze artist or an actor. This young fellow, bid
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Difference between men & women !
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Men 1 Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser2 Insert card3 Dial code and desired amount4 Take the cash, the card and the slipWomen1 Drive to the bank2 Engine stalled3 Check make-up in the mirror4 Apply perfume5 Manually check haircut6 Park the car - failure7 Park the car - failure8 Park the car - success9 Search for the card in the handbag10 Insert card, rejected by the machine11 Throw phonecard back in handbag12 Look for bank card13 Insert card14 Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag15 Enter code16 Study instructions for 2 minutes17 #Cancel#18 Re-enter code19 #C
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Nobody is perfect-ART OF LIVING
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COURTESY:ART OF LIVING, DUBAI NEWS LETTERA man and his girlfriend were married. It was large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black tuxedo. Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true. A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: "I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage." she offered. "Each of us will
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Health Tips
Where is the Problem?
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Posted on 07.42
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used toand he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor abetter idea about her hearing loss.Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and
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Never lose hope !
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Posted on 07.30
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To realizeThe value of a sisterAsk someoneWho doesn't have one.To realizeThe value of ten years:Ask a newlyDivorced couple.To realizeThe value of four years:Ask a graduate.To realizeThe value of one year:Ask a student whoHas failed a final exam.To realizeThe value of nine months:Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.To realizeThe value of one month:Ask a motherwho has given birth toA premature baby.To realizeThe value of one week:Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.To realizeThe value of one hour:Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.To realizeThe value of one minute:Ask a personWho ha
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Test your eyes....
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Posted on 07.11
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Plz follow the guide.1. First close one of your eye .2. Move your mouse point at the red '! " . ( shown below )3. Then go (select all) (Ctrl+A) .4. Then u'll see the result. ! Stupid ! People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind ;) YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problems hehehehe .. Ha..HA..HA..!!! Pls don't b angry .. I am a VICTIM also.. IF U FEEL DUMB:P THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIENDS...N MAKE DEM FEEL STUPID TOO
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Try a cup of Coffee...it's neat!!!!!
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Posted on 06.59
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Have a cup of coffee.1. CLICK ON THE LINK "COFFEE MACHINE" (BELOW)2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY5. CLICK ON "APRI"ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget to click on "APRI" ------>COFFEE MACHINE<----- Click here
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Lifetime Opportunity !!
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Posted on 06.52
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On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be01:02:03 04/05/06This will never happen again in your life time. Courtesy:-Sethi, Shimul
A well tested formula for life
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Posted on 06.43
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Use the following tips be achieve the bet from the lifethis a well tested formula for life. Use... this... in... lifeTalk---------------SoftlyWalk----------------HumblyEat-------------------SensiblyBreathe--------------------DeeplySleep----------------------SufficientlyDress---------------------------SmartlyAct-------------------------------FearlesslyWork---------------------------------PatientlyThink-----------------------------------TruthfullyBelieve------------------------------------CorrectlyBehave-----------------------------------------DecentlyLearn--------------------------------------
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well tested formula