Life isn't fair to men.................

Thought 1: When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.When we die, our widows get the life insurance.What do women want to be liberated from? Thought 2: The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;And at the end, the mourners wondering too. Thought 3: A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man sto

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WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl hasmore boyfriends than her age.2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywoodheroine and after marriage you have to go around hertwice to completely hug her.3. By the time she professes her undevoted love toyou, you are bankrupt because of the number of timesyou had to take her out to movie theatres andrestaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneerbutter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloomatar, aloo paneer, that after eating a

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Always keep your condoms in car

Dear allI was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn

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Do not complicate the issues............

This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and it was sent by an Indian... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend."Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."Watson replies, "I see millions of stars.""What does that tell you?"Watson ponders for a minute."Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions ofgalaxies and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be

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Good night Kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling,he ashed her "hey sweetheart gimme me a kiss"Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!""Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?""Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"."No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" ."No,

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Height of Communication Gap ............

Mr..Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day,Mrs..Verma receives a telephone call from British Gas because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs..Verma ? ""Yes...... speaking"British Gas guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!""How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman."Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the British Gas guy ."What are you saying? It's in you

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Bubble in the bath tub....

A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby.She said " Let's start with the boys first.Boys start giving their intro.First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub. "Teacher was confused to listen and said "interesting - well, ok. Infact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there isessentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next-"Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "Te

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URINE SAMPLE..........................

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack said to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts terribly. I guess I had better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replied. "There's a diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars....heckof a lot cheaper than a doctor!"So Jack collected a urine sample in a small jar and took it to the drugstore. When he deposited his ten dollars, the computer lit up and asked for the urine sampl

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This one will help u in near future..

I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNKI had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNKI had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK.I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the World seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye specialist !!I wrote ur name on the sands.............it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air..........................it got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart.............i got a HEART ATTACKLOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends inashes... But dont worry - we are

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