Be a Good KisserDO gently caress your partner's face.DON'T octopus your hands all over their body.DO use your tongue to stimulate.DON'T use your tongue like a jackhammer.DO notice how your partner reacts to your kisses.DON'T notice how cute the guy at the next table is.DO communicate with your partner.DON'T communicate the kiss to everyone in the locker room.DO chew a gum before you kiss.DON’T kill him with your bad breath.DO say something sweet now and then while kissing.DON’T keep blabbering non-stop in the moment of passion.
Joke - Indians and Polish
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There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about,was that Indian goofy or something. "No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler,
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HOW ONE LOOK INTO THE PROBLEM
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Posted on 08.19
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Here are 2 excellent cases on' Difference between focusing on problems & focusing on solutions'Case 1When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.And what did the Russians do? They used a pencil. Case 2 One of the most memorable
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Baseline of friendship is mutual understanding
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Posted on 08.12
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I have continuously stressed on friendship between two friends. I have also mentioned that friendship cannot exist between more than two friends. I would like to clarify my statement for those people who do not agree to my statement. My intention to write on this topic is not only to express my views but also make others realize the value of friendship, so that this earth becomes a better place to live.Friendship, what I am talking about, here, is not friendship, which exists between any two individuals who have same choices. Two people liking vada sambaar cannot be called friends, but they
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Two Thoughts........of friendship
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Posted on 06.02
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The other day, you told me on the phone that as you are elder to me, so you have more experience of life...may be it holds true in your case, also for my parents and even your parents...but that set me thinking...does Age always predetermine one's Experience ?And I found myself saying: NoMay be, that little homeless boy on the street has gathered more experience than children like Sunny and Shoma who are given a sheltered life by us...May be that rag-picker woman who has to struggle daily to make both ends meet and live with dignity in a man's world, even though she may be years younger to m
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The Ripple Effect
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Posted on 05.22
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Drop a pebble in the water,just a splash and it is gone,but there are half-a-hundred ripples,circling on and on and on.Spreading to the center,flowing onward to the sea,and there is no way of tellingwhere the end is going to be.Drop a word of cheer and kindness,just a splash and it is gone,but there are half-a-hundred ripplescircling on and on and on,bearing hope and joy and comforton each splashing, dashing wave--'til you wouldn't believe the volumeof the one kind word you gave.Drop a word of cheer and kindness,in a minute you forget.But there is gladness still a-swelling,and there's joy a-c
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Absolute Friendship..
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Where did it go wrong? They set out to achieve the unthinkable.. something which was close to being impossible, and in doing so, put their hearts at stake, their tears at stake.. It was close to perfection. Till the time it lasted, it was incredible. It was a connection second only to God.. a connection that had no need for words.. just a connection between two minds so lonely yet so happy, but who found in each other the “sink” as they put it. A sink which neither of them thought was necessary, yet when they found it, they sealed its memory firm in the head to be cherished for the present l
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The Solider's friend
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In a battle camp, a solider prepares to go bring his wounded friend back from the field. His caption says "No use, your friend must be dead mostly". But the solider still goes and brings back his friend. Seeing the dead body the captain say's "I told you it’s not worth it. He is dead." the solider replies, "No sir, it was really worth it. When I got to him. My friend saw me, smiled and said "man I knew you'll come..........” That's Friendship
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Friendship Thoughts
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Recently I fell out with one of my ‘friend’ – It betrayed my faith. Thiis assault really made me sit up and I decided to take a fresh look at the very institution of friendship.One of the standard English dictionaries defines friendship as ‘affection, affinity, alliance, amity, attachment, benevolence, closeness, concord, familiarity, fondness, friendliness, good-fellowship, good will, harmony, intimacy, love, rapport, regard’ between unrelated individuals. It is thus evident that the term has much more depth than what we usually understand and more often we tend to use it loosely. I seriousl
The power (magnetism) of friendship!
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Posted on 04.30
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"Neither words nor eyes are needed in friendship. Hearts speak to each other." For two people in friendship there is no need for words or gestures, you often understand your friend and his/her unspoken statement. Brains of two friends are interlinked so much so that friends can exactly think at the same level as his/her friend. Can call friends as "Two bodies same soul". You often tend to know what's going on in your friend's mind.True friendship consists of putting yourself in your friend's place. Know that your friend is as emotional as you. The thinking level of two friends lies at the sa
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Why do we need friends ?
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Posted on 08.00
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A very big question?Every person in this world needs friendship. Without friendship we just can’t live, it’s like the frog that lives in the pond and thinks that only this is the world.In our life we meet many friends, whom we like. But, there may be only one or two person who can change our life. Whom we don’t want to leave. We just can’t think of leaving them and if by any chance we come in such a position that we have to leave that friend, we feel that all the excitement from our life has gone. No matter how happy and satisfied we are with our life. We start doubting the definition of fri
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Never impose your friendship !
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Posted on 23.58
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Friendship is a golden thread woven by two friends around themselves to create a different world of their own, all by themselves. They distinguish their world from the rest of the world by their immense love for each other.Friendship can never be one sided, because if it is so, then one of the two is not a friend but a prisoner in the world so created by the other one who calls himself/herself as friend. Such friendships never last longer! Because the so called prisoner either breaks open the chains and go away or get pressurized under the so called friendship of the so called friend and get
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Friendship Quotes.....
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Posted on 23.21
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--Love is not loveWhich alters when it finds alterationOr bends with the remover to removeO! No! It is an ever-fixed markThat looks on tempests and is never shaken. -William Shakespare--"Each person has inside a basic decency and goodness. If he listens to it and acts on it, he is giving a great deal of what it is the world needs most. It is not complicated but it takes courage. It takes courage for a person to listen to his own goodness and act on it." – Pablo Casals. --Leave something for friend.........never leave friend for something..............Because in life, something will leave you
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Its amazing-An ambitious software engineer
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Posted on 20.05
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An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. At least for a while. A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly. The man found himself swept up on the shores of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. So, for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life, and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. One day, a
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Life isn't fair to men.................
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Posted on 18.48
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Thought 1: When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.When we die, our widows get the life insurance.What do women want to be liberated from? Thought 2: The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;And at the end, the mourners wondering too. Thought 3: A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man sto
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Posted on 18.46
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WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl hasmore boyfriends than her age.2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywoodheroine and after marriage you have to go around hertwice to completely hug her.3. By the time she professes her undevoted love toyou, you are bankrupt because of the number of timesyou had to take her out to movie theatres andrestaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneerbutter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloomatar, aloo paneer, that after eating a
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Always keep your condoms in car
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Dear allI was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn
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Do not complicate the issues............
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This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and it was sent by an Indian... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend."Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."Watson replies, "I see millions of stars.""What does that tell you?"Watson ponders for a minute."Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions ofgalaxies and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be
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Good night Kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling,he ashed her "hey sweetheart gimme me a kiss"Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!""Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?""Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"."No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" ."No,
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Height of Communication Gap ............
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Posted on 06.28
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Mr..Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day,Mrs..Verma receives a telephone call from British Gas because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs..Verma ? ""Yes...... speaking"British Gas guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!""How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman."Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the British Gas guy ."What are you saying? It's in you
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Bubble in the bath tub....
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Posted on 06.25
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A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby.She said " Let's start with the boys first.Boys start giving their intro.First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub. "Teacher was confused to listen and said "interesting - well, ok. Infact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there isessentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next-"Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "Te
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URINE SAMPLE..........................
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Posted on 06.09
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack said to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts terribly. I guess I had better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replied. "There's a diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars....heckof a lot cheaper than a doctor!"So Jack collected a urine sample in a small jar and took it to the drugstore. When he deposited his ten dollars, the computer lit up and asked for the urine sampl
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This one will help u in near future..
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I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNKI had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNKI had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK.I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the World seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye specialist !!I wrote ur name on the sands.............it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air..........................it got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart.............i got a HEART ATTACKLOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends inashes... But dont worry - we are
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Indians r business minded and smart....
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Posted on 07.44
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It is because of the business sense demonstrated below.An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see theloan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such aloan, so the man hands over the keys ofa new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept thecar as collateral for the loan. An employee drives theRolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the man returns, repays
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Another shot in the Cola wars
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Posted on 07.08
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This is cool !!!!!! or is it a Master Piece Of Advertising Brainwork?Take a look at this hoarding by Pepsi. This building is on TTK Road,Chennai. Coca Cola has taken 2nd floor for their sales & marketing office and have recently fixed a board. Two days later Pepsi put up a board on the same building where they have no retail outlet..!
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WHY ME.............
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Posted on 06.32
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Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed : "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?To this Arthur Ashe replied:The world over --5 crore children start playing tennis,50 lakh learn to play tennis,5 lakh learn professional tennis,50,000 come to the circuit,5000 reach the grand slam,50 reach Wimbeldon,4 to semi final,2 to the finals,When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?".And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"Be thankful to GOD for 98% of good things in li
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Are you Fond of Honey ?
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Posted on 23.29
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Why is HONEY golden in color?A) Because of the Sun the flowers receive?B) Because Flower Pollen is naturally Golden?C) Because it's manufactured that way?D) I don't know.The answer may be found below. A little lower...Just a little lower now...a little lower....I can see you,You are not working and Just Checking mails!
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Some of The Best Uses Of Laptops!
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Posted on 02.32
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